Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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