Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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