idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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