Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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