Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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