if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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