So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
A bitchslap is in order.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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