Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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