party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Randomize
