he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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