Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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