Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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