I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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