Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
no you cant smoke seaweed
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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