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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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