And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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