Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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