party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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