So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
