I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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