Midget sex pt 2 tonight
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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