i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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