The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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