don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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