also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
