Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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