did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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