hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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