Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You've changed since you got that strap on
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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