who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
