I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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