Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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