What a fucking waste of an outfit
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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