So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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