Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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