Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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