3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
