So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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