u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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