I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
This is not my ceiling
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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