Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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