Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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