I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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