Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So vagazzling was a success
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