Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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