i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
