with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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