I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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