Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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