Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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