There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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