Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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