I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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