I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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