We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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